Mike Birbiglia Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Mike Birbiglia quotes and sayings page 4 (46 year old comedian). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 146 we have for him.
“I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content with myself with how it's going that I'm like, 'I should do this more,' not realizing that the mouth is full. I'm just cramming pizza into my mouth.”
“Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you.”
“I feel like people have more in common than the news reports. People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing.”
“I got out of school in 2000, and I always wanted to be on 'This American Life,' since I first started telling stories. And that, I mean, that show is a little bit of a fortress. It's really hard to get stuff on that show.”
“I have a following, but it's small. I have this level of fame where people spot me in the airport, consistently, but they always think they're the only one who ever has. People will think they win a prize when they recognize me.”
“My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station wagon that had 80,000 miles on it, and I had put 40,000 miles on it, so by the time it retired it had 120,000, and I basically killed it. It served me well, and my mechanic was always very angry with me because I just didn't properly care for it.”
“I was very much a late bloomer. That's not to say that girls didn't express interest in me from time to time, but I just, I did not know how to respond to that.”
“You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.”
“Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.”
“I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.”
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