Milton Berle Quotes & Sayings
14 most famous Milton Berle quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 27 March, 2002.
“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”
“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”
“The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.”
“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?”
“I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.”
“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”
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