Miranda Hart Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)

“I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.”

“I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.”

“I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.”

“I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.”

“It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.”

“My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.”

“People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just be Miranda.”

“I absolutely don't write for women - far, far from it. It's so not what I want to do. Some of the writers, who have helped out at the beginning and end of the process - they're all men - have suggested quite feminine subjects they want me to explore. And I'm always, simply, 'No.' I don't want to do diets, don't want to. I just can't do it.”

“I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but I am afraid that is not the case. I'm still in my pyjamas at nine o'clock each night, watching ITV2 without telling anyone.”

“I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don't say it.”