Nick Offerman Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down.”

“I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.”

“If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.”

“It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.”

“I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat and also in Kabuki dance and Kabuki theater.”

“I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.”

“I'm enjoying the opportunity that 'Parks And Recreation' affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.”