Pat Paulsen Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

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Pat Paulsen quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Jul 6, 1927). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 44 we have for him.

Pat Paulsen Quotes
“A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“If elected, I will win.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!”
Pat Paulsen Quotes
“I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.”

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