Pat Paulsen Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

Pat Paulsen quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Jul 6, 1927). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 44 we have for him.

“A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?”

“If elected, I will win.”

“In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.”

“Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.”

“I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?”

“It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.”

“Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'”

“Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?”

“You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!”