Pat Paulsen Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.”

“Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'”

“I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.”

“Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'”

“We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.”

“Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.”

“I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.”

“I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.”

“The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.”

“As I've always said: The future lies ahead.”