Pat Paulsen Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Pat Paulsen quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased comedian born on Jul 6, 1927). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 44 we have for him.
“You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.”
“Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.”
“I don't need adult supervision.”
“People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'”
“Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?”
“We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.”
“Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.”
“If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.”
“I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'”
“Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.”
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