Patton Oswalt Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.”

“If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.”

“In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.”

“When you put an album out, you can't do any material from the album if people are paying to see you.”

“I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused on controlling exactly how they appear and how they exit. They're more fascinated with the process.”

“Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than 'We gotta just punch it week to week, man.' Now they're like, 'What will happen if someone watches the entire show?'”

“I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.”

“I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.”

“As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.”

“I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.”