Patton Oswalt Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.”

“Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You've just got to be in the moment and go with it.”

“George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.”

“We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.”

“As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative.”

“I'm always trying out new stuff onstage. That's where I do all my writing.”

“Doing 'Young Adult' was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors.”

“I'm not familiar with the metric system.”

“I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.”

“I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act.”