Patton Oswalt Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

“I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.”

“Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.”

“I hate all sidekicks.”

“I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.”

“I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I really, really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting.”

“If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.”

“The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.”

“To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.”

“Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring.”

“It wasn't until I went to college and met different people from different areas of life - and then went to San Francisco and met people who really knew who the hell they were - that I kind of caught up in a hurry.”