Peter De Vries Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.”

“Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.”

“It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.”

“The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.”

“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”

“I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.”

“Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.”

“I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.”

“When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.”

“The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.”