Robert Benchley Quotes & Sayings
38 most famous Robert Benchley quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 21 November, 1945.
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.”
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”
“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
“I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.”
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
“In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.”
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”
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