Robert Benchley Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

Robert Benchley quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased comedian born on Sep 15, 1889). These are the last 8 out of 38 quotes we have for him.

“An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.”

“Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.”

“At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands.”

“In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.”

“After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.”

“Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.”

“Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.”

“For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.”