Robert Webb Quotes & Sayings

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80 most famous Robert Webb quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 51 year old British comedian born on Sep 29, 1972.

“Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots.”
Robert Webb Quotes
“We call ourselves comedy writer-performers, and that encompasses everything, and I certainly have a very open mind about it.”
“Car-essential is a real turn-off to me, so yeah, I just want a friendly holiday resort with a villa and a pool, but which is really private, but there again, there's a supermarket and a doctor's and a beach a five-minute walk away. That's all I want, and it's quite difficult to find.”
“I suppose if I went to Turkey - I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know 'please' and 'sorry' and 'thank you', and 'a beer please', and all the useful words.”
“Slow, skinny, and an utter countryside coward: I lived in dread of nettles, spiders, and the very sound of a wasp. As a victim, I was beneath the dignity of the bullies in my year but fair game to the ones in the year below.”
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“Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their parents fought in the Second World War.”
“When I was 18, I was halfway up the Eiffel Tower with my friend, Tom, when we decided to stick our heads through the railings. The gap between the railings was exactly the right size to be able to put your head through and nearly get stuck. Which is exactly what happened.”
Robert Webb Quotes
“When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife told me that she loyally took a piece of chewing gum off my nose once.”
Robert Webb Quotes
“Basically I try not to knock other comedians.”
Robert Webb Quotes
“Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche.”

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