Roseanne Barr Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

“Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.”

“I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.”

“I was completely nuts for most of my life.”

“Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.”

“In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.”

“I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.”

“You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.”

“I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.”

“I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.”

“I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.”