Roseanne Barr Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.”

“Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.”

“Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.”

“I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.”

“Comedy is the only hope for humanity.”

“You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship.”

“You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'”

“I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.”

“Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.”

“I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.”