Spike Milligan Quotes & Sayings
20 most famous Spike Milligan quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was a British comedian who passed away on 27 February, 2002.
“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”
“Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?”
“I'm a hero with coward's legs.”
“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
“I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
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