Spike Milligan Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Spike Milligan quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Apr 16, 1918). These are the last 10 out of 20 quotes we have for him.
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
“I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.”
“I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.”
“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.”
“Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.”
“For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.”
“I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.”
“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
“It's all in the mind, you know.”
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