Steve Martin Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.”

“I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music.”

“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

“Love is a promise delivered already broken.”

“Nothing I do is done by popular demand.”

“I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.”

“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.”

“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”