Tucker Max Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn't pick a job based on this unresolved emotional issue of yours, you should get counseling for it.”

“If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.”

“Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.”

“Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.”

“Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.”

“Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.”

“If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.”

“Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.”

“The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.”

“Usually, whatever people's particular political leaning is, they either think I'm just like them or the opposite.”