Yakov Smirnoff Quotes & Sayings
37 most famous Yakov Smirnoff quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 73 year old American comedian born on Jan 24, 1951.
“If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.”
“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”
“The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.”
“To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.”
“We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.”
“My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.”
“I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.”
“Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.”
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
“It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.”
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