Yakov Smirnoff Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.”

“I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.”

“I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.”

“I fed my ego, but not my soul.”

“Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.”

“Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.”

“Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.”

“Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.”

“When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.”

“As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers.”