Zach Galifianakis Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.”

“Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.”

“When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.”

“A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.”

“I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.”

“I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.”