Zach Galifianakis Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

Zach Galifianakis quotes and sayings page 4 (55 year old actor). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 46 we have for him.

“I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.”

“I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.”

“I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.”

“The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.”

“Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.”

“Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.”

“I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.”

“My real last name is Galifianakisburg.”

“I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.”

“I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.”