Allan Sherman Quotes & Sayings
17 most famous Allan Sherman quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American musician who passed away on 20 November, 1973.
“Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol.”
“You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.”
“They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee.”
“Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.”
“It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!”
“Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.”
“I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.”
“In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.”
“Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.”
“I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.”
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