Allan Sherman Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.”

“Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon.”

“I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.”

“I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.”

“The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.”

“Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.”

“When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.”