Arthur Smith Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Arthur Smith quotes and sayings page 5 (70 year old comedian). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 57 we have for him.
“Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.”
“My eyebrows could do with a trim.”
“My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.”
“Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?”
“Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.”
“Someone once described me as the Zelig of comedy, and I think I know what he means.”
“Sometimes it's bad to do something you've never done before.”
“Sometimes it's good to do something that you've never done before, so yesterday, I went out to buy Elton John's new album.”
“The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.”
“The book may be garbage, but if it weighs in at a kilo or more, I stand before its author in awe.”
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