Artie Lange Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Artie Lange quotes and sayings page 4 (56 year old actor). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 58 we have for him.
“Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.”
“'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.”
“Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.”
“I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.”
“I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.”
“I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.”
“I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.”
“I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.”
“I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.”
“I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.”
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