Artie Lange Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

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Artie Lange quotes and sayings page 4 (57 year old actor). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 58 we have for him.

Artie Lange Quotes
“Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.”
Artie Lange Quotes
“I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.”

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