Bill Cosby Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”

“Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.”

“The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.”

“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”

“Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.”

“Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.”

“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”

“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.”

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”

“I'm one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like the dementia is very advanced - I don't want to see that. I don't even go in to look at the body. That's not my last memory.”