Bill Maher Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”

“Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.”

“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”

“Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.”

“We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.”

“Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.”

“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

“The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.”

“Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?”

“When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.”