Bill Maher Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.”

“Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.”

“I never thought I'd say this: what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.”

“This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.”

“Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.”

“Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.”

“The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.”

“The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'”

“I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.”

“This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.”