Bill Maher Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“It's all been satirized for your protection.”

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

“Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?”

“What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.”

“Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.”

“Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.”

“I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.”

“We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.”

“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.”