Billy Connolly Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Billy Connolly quotes and sayings page 3 (82 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 34 we have for him.
“I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.”
“As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.”
“I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.”
“I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.”
“I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.”
“I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.”
“I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.”
“I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.”
“I don't aim to offend.”
“I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.”
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