Chris Diamantopoulos Quotes & Sayings

“If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.”

“I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do, but there's a lot going on out there. There are a lot fewer films being made, and there's a lot of competition.”

“In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it on the leather like I would a shoe wax. Then I spit-shine it and buff it with a cloth, and my shoes look great.”

“I started watching 'The Stooges' religiously and obsessively when I was probably about four or five years old till around the age of 18.”

“I work in L.A. from time to time.”

“I would beg, borrow, and steal to live in N.Y.C.”

“I'm a huge fan of the 'James Bond' genre.”

“I'm barely reading the 'New York Times!' But I do try to keep abreast of things.”

“I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.”

“I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.”