Chris Rock Quotes & Sayings

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85 most famous Chris Rock quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 57 year old American comedian born on Feb 7, 1965.

Chris Rock Quotes
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
Chris Rock Quotes
“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.”
Chris Rock Quotes
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.”
Chris Rock Quotes
“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”
“There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.”
“It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.”
“The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much.”
Chris Rock Quotes
“You can only offend me if you mean something to me.”
Chris Rock Quotes
“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”
Chris Rock Quotes
“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”

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