Chris Rock Quotes & Sayings
85 most famous Chris Rock quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 59 year old American comedian born on Feb 7, 1965.
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.”
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.”
“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”
“There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.”
“It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.”
“The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much.”
“You can only offend me if you mean something to me.”
“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”
“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”
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