Chris Rock Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Chris Rock quotes and sayings page 3 (59 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 85 we have for him.
“Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times.”
“I used to hang out with grandfather all the time because he used to pick me up from school sometimes, or drive me to my mother's, so I'd be with my grandfather a lot. I used to watch him write his sermons.”
“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.”
“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”
“Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.”
“I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.”
“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”
“School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.”
“Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!”
“A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.”
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