Chris Rock Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Chris Rock quotes and sayings page 2 (59 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 85 we have for him.
“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”
“A man is only as faithful as his options.”
“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”
“Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.”
“Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.”
“When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.”
“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.”
“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.”
“Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.”
“I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird.”
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