Colin Mochrie Quotes & Sayings

35 most famous Colin Mochrie quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 66 year old Canadian actor born on Nov 30, 1957.

“Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!”

“Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.”

“I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.”

“We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.”

“Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!”

“You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.”

“To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.”

“We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.”

“My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!”

“Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.”