Colin Mochrie Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.”

“The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.”

“My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.”

“I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.”

“This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.”

“Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?”

“Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?”

“Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.”

“The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.”

“As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.”