Craig Kilborn Quotes & Sayings

“I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.”

“I have a wonderful respect for old people.”

“My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'”

“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”

“People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.”

“The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'”

“In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.”

“Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.”

“I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.”

“CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.”