David Cross Quotes & Sayings

“I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.”

“Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.”

“If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as criticism. It's the way I naturally communicate. But I'm not faux-angry, like Lewis Black, or angry like a gun-toting crazy person. I'm just angry in a mild way - it's not like I'm going to do anything about it.”

“I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.”

“I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.”

“I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.”

“I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.”

“My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.”

“The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.”

“I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.”