David Cross Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Religion triggers a lot of emotions in me, most of which stem from being raised Jewish in a very Baptist community in the South. I didn't believe any of it from an early age - the clubby quality of whatever religion or church you belonged to, Judaism included. It just struck me as foolish.”

“There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.”

“In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.”

“I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day.”

“Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.”

“I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.”

“I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.”

“I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.”

“I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.”

“I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.”