Don Rickles Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)
Don Rickles quotes and sayings page 6 (98 year old comedian). Here's quote # 51 through 60 out of the 105 we have for him.
“I don't like to compare myself with anybody.”
“I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh.”
“My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world.”
“The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.”
“To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.”
“You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.”
“Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore.”
“Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.”
“I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit.”
“I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.'”
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