Don Rickles Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

Don Rickles quotes and sayings page 3 (98 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 105 we have for him.

“I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.”

“You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.”

“Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.”

“Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.”

“An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.”

“I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.”

“No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.”

“Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.”

“To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always been fantastic.”

“I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.”