Don Rickles Quotes & Sayings (Page 9)
Don Rickles quotes and sayings page 9 (99 year old comedian). Here's quote # 81 through 90 out of the 105 we have for him.
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I don't do impressions.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.”
                    
                 
                
                
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat.”
                    
                 
                
                
                
                
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage.”
                    
                 
                 
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