Don Rickles Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)

“I still have drive, but everything is relative.”

“I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child.”

“I've never gone to comedy clubs.”

“If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.”

“It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.”

“My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head.”

“Ninety percent of the people who come to see me are my fans.”

“When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight.”

“Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!”

“The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay around. Longevity is the most important thing.'”