Frank Carson Quotes & Sayings
12 most famous Frank Carson quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an Irish comedian who passed away on 22 February, 2012.
“My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'”
“I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.”
“What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”
“My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.”
“So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.”
“Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?”
“The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.”
“I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.”
“America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.”
“Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.”
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