Fred Allen Quotes & Sayings

50 most famous Fred Allen quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 17 March, 1956.

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”

“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”

“A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.”

“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.”

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.”

“Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.”

“The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.”

“An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.”

“It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.”