Fred Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Fred Allen quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on May 31, 1894). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 50 we have for him.
“My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.”
“Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.”
“I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.”
“What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.”
“I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”
“Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.”
“Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.”
“If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.”
“All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.”
“Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.”
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