Fred Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

Fred Allen quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on May 31, 1894). These are the last 10 out of 50 quotes we have for him.

“You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.”

“A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.”

“I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”

“California is a great place to live if you're an orange.”

“During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.”

“Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.”

“The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.”

“Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.”